butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
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I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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