I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
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I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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