i just google imaged poop.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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