And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
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we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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