all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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