The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
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I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
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