He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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