I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
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We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
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Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.