tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life