Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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