You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
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I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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