u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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