Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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