Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
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