I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
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Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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