ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I am one with the molecules
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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