Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
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My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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