GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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