I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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