So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
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she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
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you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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