you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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