HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
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i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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