Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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