Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
im holly from the hills drunk
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Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
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He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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