Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
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Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
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I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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