in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
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A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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