talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
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I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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