Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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