singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
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I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
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You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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