quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Are we still banned from the library?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
