why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
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please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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