if i can run in heels then i can drive
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
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i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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