i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
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Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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