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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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