nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
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Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I want to be your penis for a week.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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