party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
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We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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