another moral hangover. fuck.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she told me i tasted like america
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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