Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
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We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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