do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
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Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
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I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.