OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
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his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls