how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
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My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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