God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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