That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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