shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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