i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
This is the high leading the old right now
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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