I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
only you would photoshop your dick
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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