You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
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Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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