Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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