Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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