just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
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What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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