Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
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My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
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Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Couch. On fire.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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