Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
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Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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